Keep Your Heart Wide Open, So It Can Fix When Broken

I just came up with an idea that would make me a billionaire. Broken heart t-shirts. If you're sad and miserable because you're alone and no one loves you... where a shirt that tells the world. It'll explain why your smile looks so fake and every love song brings tears to your eyes! TA-DA! You're no longer that weirdo that is so emotionally deranged; you're that poor brokenhearted person... one of many... of billions. I'd be wearing one right now!